1.Canis Lupus
In society, many dogs in many variations,
Come on, let's talk
Interesting facts that you can share
With people who really care
The powerful Jaw
The hidden dewclaw
Some dogs talk on the telephone
Dogs can't sweat
Feed 'em some meat
Some dogs look before crossing the street
Canis Lupis：
The domestication of the dog
We all love dogs!
Canis Lupis：
Man's best friend for many centuries
Dogs are way sweet!
The scene is Egypt, long ago
Homeboy draws a dog with a pointy nose
Here's something you need to know：
Dogs need food and water
Or they will not grow
In your pool they swim fine
That's Incredible!
Amazing Canine!｜｜
If you're nice to a dog it will hang around
You can pick one up at the local pound!
Canis Lupis：
The domestication of the dog
We all love dogs!
Canis Lupis：
Man's best friend for many centuries
Dogs are way sweet!
If your dog is unhappy
He may run away
Through the sidegate
When you leave it open
And your dog will
Never come
Back home!
Canis Lupis：
The domestication of the dog
We all love dogs!
Canis Lupis：
Man's best friend for many centuries
Dogs are way sweet!
2.The Man With Glooey Hands
Lyricist：Lou Reed
Stuck together, you and me
Always together, honey and bees
Forever and ever, can you see？
We were meant to be
But you tried to leave
Stuck together
It was easy to do
Always together
New and improved
Together forever
With hands of glue
The kind of glue that you can't remove
My arms are good
But my hands are bad
I just want to stick them to your head
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Being alone is not for me
Not in America, the land of the free
Stuck together we'll always be
Ronald Reagan, can you help me？
Oh no, no one understands
Oh no, why there's glue on my hands
Oh no, come on over here
Oh no, can't you see there's nothing to fear？
Stuck together
You won't escape
Always together
It's too late
Forever and ever
Accept your fate
Because my hands
Are stuck to your face
My arms are good
But my hands are bad
I'm a little bit crazy a little bit mad
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
My arms are good
But my hands are bad
I just want to stick them to your head
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Being alone is not for me
Not in America, the land of the free
Stuck together we'll always be
Ronald Reagan, can you help me？
Oh no, no one understands
Oh no, why there's glue on my hands
Oh no, come on over here
Oh no, can't you see there's nothing to fear？
Oh dear, oh dear, ha, haaa
3.Knowledge (Operation Ivy cover)
(Spoken)
Kids, it's time to sing that song that we learned today.
(Yay! 'Sell out')
No, not that song, the other one.
(Awww)
Ya remember？
(Oh, yeah)
Great.
Are ya'll ready now？
(Yeah!)
Today was fun, wasn't it？
(Oh, yeah!)
Let's sing it, shall we？
(Ok)
Here we go：
I know
Things are gettin' tougher
When ya can't get the top
Of the bottom of the barrel
Wide open road of the future now
It's getting...ok kids, that's alittle rowdy.
Let's settle down, ok？
Let's sing it altogether.
Powerfully.
Are ya ready？
Well, here we go...
Here we go now
Ready？
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
We get told to decide (That's right!)
Just like as if I'm not gonna change my mind (C'mon kids!)
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
Ok kids
This is where our special camp counselor friend, Adam's gonna
come in and play
us a little tune.
Are ya ready？
Listen up kids.
It's pretty clever.
Here he goes.
Take it away...
(Adam)
Well, Adam, hey man
(Adam： hmm？)
What cha gonna do with yourself
Boy, you better make up your mind
What cha gonna do with yourself, kids
You're runing out of time... (C'mon everyone!!)
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
All I know is that I don't know (C'mon!)
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'
And you know what kids？
And that's fine!!'
(Spoken)
Great!
Ok, let's tell spooky stories and beat each other up!
4.Cat with 2 Heads!
Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have i done!
(bridge)
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.
A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!
(chorus)
The cat with 2 heads
Whoa, the cat with 2 heads!
College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
With a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset
(bridge)
Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!
(chorus) x2
Two heads..... of terror!
5.The Cat With 2 Heads
Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!
(Bridge)
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.
A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!
(Chorus)
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads! (x2)
College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
with a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset
(Bridge)
Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!
(Chorus x2)
Two heads..... of terror!
6.Magic Chicken! (Listen) (See)
Aquabats
The Fury Of The Aquabats
Magic Chicken! (Listen) (See)
I was born out back, behind the CHICKEN shack, I was raised in a
cardboard box. And before when I was single, I
used to hear the chicken jingle, that's how I learned the
CHICKEN rock.
When I'm in the mood dude, I get some
nuggets and stuff. And head on down to the fight, I'm rolling in
my
wheelchair, zipping down the hill, I'm yelling
'CHICKEN' in the middle of the night.
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh. Chicken makes me feel so good.
When I first met me baby, I was sipping chicken gravy, and I
thought I
had to close up shop (weee bang). Now
were wedding in a chapel, eating CHICKEN, drinking Snapple, our
CHICKEN
love you just can't stop. When I'm
done a working, a sweating and a jerking, and the boss-man comes
and
tells me when... I'm going home to baby,
got my CHICKEN, got my gravy, and we do the CHICKEN dance
again...
Do the popcorn chicken. (Do the popcorn chicken). Do the K-F-C
(Do the
K-F-C). Do the buffalo wing (Do the
buffalo wing). Do the pioneer (Do the pioneer). Can you dig it？
We got
the CHICKEN. Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up,
we got some CHICKEN guts in a CHICKEN CUP.
I'm a CHICKEN ma-chine
Roscoe's - we got the CHICKEN. Goldenbasket - we got the
CHICKEN.
Popeye's - we got the CHICKEN. Pappy
Parker's - we got the CHICKEN.
7.Ugly Girl
Aquabats
Miscellaneous
Ugly Girl
Ken： Wanna go for a ride？
Barbie： Sure Ken!
Ken： Well forget it!
Chorus (Barbie)
I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Sad I have it
I should bag it
Acne everywhere
Unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
Ken： You're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie：
I'm a bland, homely girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky
Ken：
You're a dog and a troll
Were you hit by a train？
Won't go near you cuz your breath is shtanky
Barbie：
Don't get touched
I'm afraid
Cuz guys say I'm an eye sore
Ooooooooh
Chorus
Ken： You're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie： Boo hoo hoo yeah
Ken： You're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie： Ooooooh oooooh
Barbie： Oh let's go and have some fun!
Ken： I'm sorry barbie, but you're too damn ugly.
Barbie： Oh screw you Ken!
8.Story Of Nothing
Aquabats
Miscellaneous
Story Of Nothing
Once upon a time she was fine
And good people knew her name
I was from the ocean floor
But I remember the look in her eyes
True love the birds would sing
And the trees would call her
Name as she walked by
Love was grand until that magic day
She turned me into nothing
(chorus)
Let's talk about something else
I'm starting not to see myself
She went so far away
But I still see her everyday
Nothing
Let's talk about something else
Can't see myself with anyone else
Please oh please
Let's talk about something else
Before I cry....
Waa, waa, waaaaa
She can't see me, but I can
I guess I am the invisible man
She can't see, what would be,
Nothing hurts worse
Than being nothing
The invisible man
Some things are hard to understand
The invisible man
Nothing worse than turning into
Once upon a time she was fine
And good people knew her name
I was from outside
Where all the animals and
All the trees were happy
What's wrong I'm standing over here
It's just weird that she can't see me
It's as if she waved her magic wand
And somehow turned me into nothing
(chorus)
The invisible man
Some things are hard to understand
The invisible man
Nothing worse than...
She can't see me, but I can
I guess I am the invisible man
She can't see, what could be
Changed her mind and turned me into nothing
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